Morning Zen

"You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage
to lose sight of the shore" - Christopher Columbus

Morning Zen

"Anticipate the difficult by managing the easy" - Lao Tzu (founder of Taoism)

No Longer Chilly In Minnesota

Ya, I guess you can drop me here. 
And don't forget... 2%, none of that skim shit!

The Minnesota Vikings played as bad as humanly possible this Sunday against the Bears.  I don't think they were even trying.  When your team quits on you, I think it's time to call it quits.  They no longer have confidence in him, and it seems like they didn't like him from the start.  This would have never happened to Mike Tice because when Mike says your gonna be at the Superbowl, he will find a way to get you to the Superbowl.

Childress will be relieved of his duties as Head Coach, but will probably maintain his position as Brett Favre's personal bitch.

Sunday Drive: Gillet Vertigo .5 Spirit

The Gillet Vertigo is one of the lightest and quickest exotics on the road.

Ladies and Gents, take in the Gillet Vertigo .5 Spirit.  Still scratching your head?  Its okay, the Belgian company started by former race car driver Tony Gillet produces one of the most obscure and rare supercars on the market.  Ya, you only thought Belgium was good for beer and waffles.  The company describes the car as the epitome of the "pleasure of driving sensations in a work of art object."  No objections here.

For a performance summary and more photos, read more.

I'm Not a Betting Man...

But these are my NFL picks that I'd bet on for Sunday.

St. Louis (+6) over  San Francisco- I think this is going to be a low scoring grind it out game in San Francisco... No way the Niners cover and win by 7 with Troy Smith at QB.


Tennessee (even) over Miami- Vince Young is doubtful, but the Titans are going to be the most exciting team in football during the second half of the season.  CJ and Moss will drive defenses crazy... it'll take a couple weeks for the coordinators to come up with an effective game plan.

Philadelphia (-3) over Washington- Washington is in shambles and Vick is playing great football.  The offense in Philly is firing on all cylinders while Washington's offense should just be fired.


Tampa Bay (-6.5) over Carolina- Steve Smith is going to cold cock both rookie QB's, and then knock himself out, forcing Carolina to forfeit.


AFC Playoff Predictions:

#1 - Pittsburg Steelers 12-4
#2 - New York Jets 11-5
#3 - Tennessee Titans 10-6
#4 - San Diego Chargers 10-6
#5 - New England Patriots 11-5
#6 - Baltimore Ravens 10-6

Last Teams Out
Indianapolis Colts 9-7
Kansas City Chiefs 9-7

You Heard It Here First...

I got some boys back home who are just bringing fire with their music game.  I don't really know how to describe their music, the only word that comes to mind is smooth... Give em a listen.  Check out their facebook fan page, Nexx Chapter.


   Can't Back Down feat. Anna by Nexxchapter

Groovy Tunes Review: Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy -> 4.5/5 Stars

This cover was banned in the US.

Kanye West took some time out of the spotlight after his infamous Taylor Swift "incident" to gather himself and avoid the scrutiny that surely would follow.  After taking the advice of friend Mos Def, he left the country and had his first real chance to really deal with his mother's passing.  While he was gone, he did some soul searching, got some dental work done, and decided to come back with vengeance.  Upon his return, Kanye quickly won back the confidence of the common fan with his G.O.O.D. Fridays, a song-a-week offering that featured album cuts and star-studded collabos.  After one of the songs leaked early, Kanye decided to cancel his gift to the music community and left us waiting on bated breath for his album.  What we got is MBDTF, an album some critics consider this year's best.  After giving it a good listening, I have a hard time disagreeing.

Morning Zen

"If you don't know where you are going,
you'll end up some place else" - Yogi Berra

Just Kickin' It: Air Jordan 3 "Doernbecher"

These aren't your just any Jordan IIIs.  These special edition Jordans were primarily designed by Cole Johanson, an 11 year old patient/gifted shoe designer from the Doernbecher Children’s Hospital in Oregon.  The shoe features a varsity red and black leather upper with a grid like pattern on the sides as well as the Jordan III's signature elephant print on the heel and forefoot trim.  Topping it all off, rather on the bottom, the kicks have icy clear sole.  Proceeds from the sales go towards the Doernbecher Children’s Hospital Foundation.  Shoes are set to be released December 11th at select Nike stores and retail for $160. Count me in.

So are you fighting cancer with me?  Click for some more pics.

Fantasy: Start These Guys in Week 10

QB
Mike Vick vs. Washington: Its Mike Vick.  He's fun to watch and he is playing against the 28th ranked pass D.  If they don't pull away too early Vick should have a great game Monday night.

David Garrard vs. Houston: Put up 4 TD's against Dallas 2 weeks ago.  He is coming off a bye and facing the worst pass D in the league.  Easy money.


Ryan Fitzpatrick vs. Detroit:  Lost Roscoe Parish but still has plenty of weapons.  The Bills will be throwing the ball all over the place in what should be a high scoring game.

RB
Jamaal Charles vs. Denver: Facing a terrible run D and word on the street is that Thomas Jones will start seeing a reduced role in the running game.  We anticipate a repeat performance of Charles' 2nd half stats from last year.


Cedric Benson vs. Indy: Benson has struggled but was effective vs. the Steelers last week.  The Colts have allowed over 100 yards rushing in all but 1 game this season.  Cedric should see plenty of touches and find the endzone Sunday


Jahvid Best vs. Buffalo: If healthy* Best should put up some good numbers against the worst run D in the league.  If he gets active in the passing game, we could see a performance similar to his week 2 breakout.


WR
Mike Wallace vs. New England: The Pats don't give up many big plays, but Wallace should get a fair amount of looks from Big Ben.  He has TD's in 3 of his last 4 and may be the fastest WR in the league.


Steve Johnson vs. Detroit: The guy has been a stud the last few weeks, and should get an increased in targets now that Parish is out for the year.  The Bills are going to score, and Johnson will be the benefactor.


Jeremy Maclin vs. Washington: DeAngelo Hall is covering DeSean Jackson, which will make Vick look elsewhere for production in the Redzone.  Maclin should rack up a decent amount of yards and a score.

TE
Mercedes Lewis vs. Houston: Houston has given up 3 TD's to tight ends in its last 2 games.  Lewis is Garrard's favorite redzone target.


Defense
Buccaneers D s. Carolina: Jimmy Clausen fumbles, throws picks and gets sacked every other play.  The Bucs are a very safe play this week...

Morning Zen

"It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop" - Confucius

Power Rankings Headed into Week 10

Our rankings in a nutshell

1. Giants (6-2): Its hard for the opposition to score when their QB is in a body cast.  (MP3)

2. Ravens (6-2): Baltimore talks that spit and backs it up. Ray Rice almost put up 200 yards of total offense and Waka Flacco Flame is starting to get it together.  (DL)

3. Steelers (6-2): Survived a scare against the Bengals, but barely.  They got a taste of their own medicine with 3 players sustaining concussion.  They lost their starting LT Max Starks for the year, putting more pressure on Big Ben, but I heard he's crafty in tight situations.  (MP3)

4. Falcons (6-2):  The defense is there and Turner the Burner and Rowdy Roddy are making Matty Ice's job easy.  Falcons vs. Mike Vick in the playoffs?  Yes please.  (DL)

5. Jets (6-2): Sometimes, it's better to be lucky than good.  Lucky as in you barely snuck by a Staffordless Lions and Donkey Kong as their field goal kicker. (DL)

6. Patriots (6-2): Shayne Graham breaks the team's record streak of most weeks in a row starting a kicker whose last name ends in "i".  Meanwhile, Wes Welker feels robbed, only needing a few more XP attempts to gain fantasy eligibility at kicker. (MP3)

I'm gonna show you God does exist...

7. Packers (6-3):  Aaron Rodgers will spend his bye week filming the stunts for National Treasure 3. (MP3)

Wheels Up Wednesday: Tahiti

Wheels Up Wednesday: A Baller's Guide to Travel

It getting chilly up north and some people aren't ready for the cold.  Where would a baller head to warm up? Tahiti.  Sounds legit enough, but what do us lay-people know about the island paradise?

In Case You Missed It...

Jazz Defeat Heat 116-114 in OT

Kids, ignore the box-out technique used by Chris Bosh... he is not a role model.

Paul Millsap channeled his inner Reggie Miller and got nasty on the Miami Heat, leading his team back from an 8 point deficit in the last 30 seconds.  Millsap scored 11 points in the final 28 seconds, going 3-3 from the Land of Three and adding a last second rebound and tip in (pictured above) to send the game into OT.  I almost forgot to mention that coming into the game, through 5 NBA seasons, Millsap had only attempted 20 three-pointers... and had made ONLY 2.  In overtime, the Heat looked flat and despite Dwyane Wade's 10 points, they just couldn't pull it out.

More evidence of that very real "target" on the Heat's back.  Never in a million years would I have suspected that NBA players needed motivation to bring their A game, but this Heat team certainly is proving that.  It seems that every night, regardless of record, teams are giving Miami their best shot.  Heat fans can find solace knowing that their team has only lost to legitimate playoff teams (Boston, undefeated New Orleans, and now Utah) thus far.  I guess 72 wins will have to wait until next year.

Morning Zen

"The best way out is always through" - Robert Frost

Morning Zen

"Inspiration and genius--one and the same" - Victor Hugo

Holy Santa Claus Shit: Cam Newton Cheated at Florida

C-c-c-ammmmm.

Wait, how does this make "Breaking News" on ESPN?  I assume that only third-string kickers and walk-ons do their own homework.  At least the picture above confirms he is semi-literate.

Holy Santa Claus Shit: Cowboys Fire Wade

How's that workin out for ya, Wade?

I always wondered why his dad was the one with the nickname "Bum"...

Oh ya, and I think a certain learned doctor called this after the game last night.  No biggy.

Just 'Cuz: Top 5 Coolest NCAA Basketball Arenas

*Disclaimer: I am not taking into account history, team success, or "aura".
This is purely a list of the arenas which I find aesthetically pleasing or delightfully gimmicky.

Lets jump right in:

#1: University of Oregon's Matthew Knight Arena aka "The Matt"

Click for more information on the "Matt's" upgrade

While notorious for their wild uniforms and pristine athletic facilities, the University of Oregon took the next step with the renovated Matt Arena. Nike "wanted to design the most iconic television presence possible for the University of Oregon by conjuring up a highly unique and visible basketball floor design”. Enter Kilkenny Floor aka "Deep in the Woods". No, that's not glare on a shiny, new court. What you see is 2 miles of stenciling and 2,500 man hours "inspired by [Oregon's] beautiful tree-covered region and [the Ducks'] 1939 NCAA Championship basketball team nicknamed the ‘Tall Firs’".

#2: Texas A&M's Reed Arena

Fact: You can't go wrong with parquet.

Until the Oregon brought the thunder with their new floor, I had a favorite in mind.  That would have been Texas A&M's Reed Arena, equipped with parquet and the state of Texas at center court.  I know that some state schools (such as Texas and Indiana) have a habit of placing their state's outline on the basketball court, but how do you top a massive, accented parquet Texas at center court.  You don't.  The checkerboard throughout along with the darker accented "paint area" gives the Aggies' court elite status.

Morning Zen

"A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds" - Francis Bacon

Sunday NFL Recap

Mike Vick is back...



Primetime











Mike Vick is back...

Crash Landing

Primetime put up 292 total yards and 2 TD while helping his Eagles (5-3) stomp all over the Colts (5-3).  The game was one of many nail-biters today, coming down to a last failed Peyton Manning drive.  Speaking of which, the score did not reflect the dominance displayed by the Eagles on the field, as the Colts were continually helped by timely questionable officiating.  A hit by Kurt Coleman (for which he will undeservedly be fined for) had Austin Collie doing his best Jahvid Best impression... Overall, Vick was extremely impressive and efficient, and DeSean Jackson looks completely recovered from his concussion.

Turner the Burner scored twice and ran for over 100 and the Falcons (6-2) stopped the LaGarrette Blount at the 2 yard line on 4th-1 with 2 minutes left. The NFC South battle was a fun game to watch, with the Bucs nearly finding a way to pull it out in the end as they have done the entire year.

Still sucks

Mark Sanchez looked terrible for 3 quarters (minus a 70 yd Braylon Edwards TD) but came up huge when it mattered most.  The Jets (6-2) came back from 10 down in the 4th to win on a Nick Folk 30 yard FG in OT after a 50 yard strike from Sanchez to Holmes.  The Lions (2-6) looked to be in cruise control until Matt Stafford went down after being tackled from behind scrambling late in the 4th, re-injuring his throwing shoulder.

Jett Favre led his Vikings on a heroic 4th quarter comeback that may have saved the Vikings (3-5) season and Brad Childress' job (for now).  He hit Shiancoe on a 25 yard pass over the middle to tie the game with 27 seconds remaining.  Longwell sealed the deal with a 35 yard FG in OT to beat the Cardinals (3-5) 27-24.  Favre had his best day of the year, passing for 446 yards and 2 TD with 2 Int.

Sebastian Janikowski's OT FG won it for the Raiders (5-4), who seemed to be asleep in the first half against the Chiefs (5-3).  Campbell "hit"Jacoby Ford (the pass looked to be intercepted until Ford miraculously tore the ball away) for 29 yards with 7 seconds remaining putting them in range to kick the game tying FG as time expired.

Welcome to Oakland

The Cowboys (1-7) were completely embarrassed in Green Bay by the Packers (6-3).  Jerry Jones needs to clean house, because the Cowboys are a complete joke.  It will be shocking if Wade Phillips is still the coach by next Sunday... he should have been fired after week 3.  The terrible defense, dumb mistakes and countless costly penalties are just flat out embarrassing for "America's Team."  Rodgers had 3 TD and Clay Matthews was a man playing amongst boys in the Sunday Night game.

The Patriots (6-2) were dominated by Peyton Hillis (aka The Incredible Hulk 2.0 aka the only white RB in the NFL).  Not much to say here, the Browns (3-5) just completely outplayed them.   Justin Beiber must have beat up Tom Brady and stole his uniform before the game because that wasn't the All Pro QB we are all used to out there on Sunday.

The Saints (6-3), Ravens (6-2), and Giants (6-2) all won in dominating fashion, while the Bears (5-3) and Chargers (4-5) barely squeaked out victories.

I'm Not a Betting Man But...

The Browns and Packers made us look pretty bad this weekend

Record: 1-2


Start These Guys:
Guys who made us look good:
Mike Vick- 292 Total Yards, 2 TD
Eli Manning- 290 PaYd 3 TD
Colt McCoy- 194 Total Yards, 1 TD 14/19
LeSean McCoy- 103 Total Yards
Mike Williams- 89 Rec Yd, 1 TD
Greg Jennings- 80 Rec Yd, 1 TD
Jacob Tamme- 108 Rec Yd, 1 TD
Giants D- 7 PA

Guys who made us look bad:
BenJarvis Green-Ellis- 14 RuYd
KC Run Game- 85 Total Yds
Anquan Boldin- 28 Rec yd

Overall Grade: B+

Items Not Useful in Real Life, but Extremely Useful in a Zombie Apocalypse

In honor of the Walking Dead, we are compiling a list of useful objects in a Zombie Apocalypse that are not useful in real life.

Item #1:


Spam: Completely useless in real life; however, non-perishable and completely applicable in a Zombie Apocalypse.

Have fun watching the 2nd episode of The Walking Dead on AMC tonight.

Sunday Drive: Lamborghini Sesto Elemento Concept

Apparently, there is an attractive woman in this photo as well?

Introducing the Lamborghini Sesto Elemento Concept.  First a little knowledge. The "Sesto Elemento" in the periodic table is carbon.  Seeing as the entire body is constructed from carbon fiber, I'd say its aptly named.  Not only does the material provide a matte, steelish look but it reduces the curb weight by 800 lbs.  Throw in the 570 HP V10 from the Lamborghini Murciélago and you have 0-60 in 2.5 seconds.  I know its just a concept, but if this is any sign of things to come from Lambo, I'm gonna have to start saving asap.  If I had only known before, I might have paid attention in science.

Peep more photos and a informative video after the jump...

I'm Not a Betting Man...

But if i were these are my three NFL locks for tomorrow...

Patriots (-4.5) over the Browns: The Pats this year have had 2 games within 4.5 points. Those were against a prolific Chargers Offense and stingy Ravens Defense. The worlds "prolific" and "stingy" do not come close to describing the Browns. Belichick eats rookie QBs for breakfast.

Cowboys (+7.5) over the Packers:  You don't give the Cowboys 7.5 even if they are 1-3542 and led by John Kitna.  

Colts (+3) over the Eagles: Uhh you are giving Peyton Manning points?  Not a good idea...

Sanchez Gets Fined For Poor Body Language

Chin up, my good boy!

From NY Jets: QB Mark Sanchez has subjected himself to fines for poor body language.  The team doesn't believe he carries himself with the attitude of the franchise quarterback they drafted him to be.  Braylon Edwards added that Sanchez isn't good enough to be criticizing his wide receivers.

I liked where this was going, until I found out it was like $5 fines and Mark Brunell was in charge of collection.  Weak sauce.  I want big money penalties and I want it going to charity, maybe build a Boys & Girls club for Cromartie's kids or something.  Or donate it to his alma mater so Lane Kiffin can put it towards his Cam Newton recruitment fund.


The bigger problem here is that fines aren't gonna correct Sanchez's issues.  First off, as long as the Jets' D keeps them in games they way they do, he'll never be nothing more than a game manager.  Secondly, can you expect anything less than diva from a SoCal star put on an even bigger stage in NYC?  I wanted something more hardcore from Rex Ryan, maybe a whipping post or Brian Jackson style torture.

So You Think You Can Rap?

Germany's top two exports: luxury cars and hot flames?  Leave das hustle to U S A.

Liquid Courage for the Weekend: "Veteran"

In honor of the upcoming holiday, we salute those who fought for our country.





2 Oz. Dark Rum
1/2 Oz. Cherry Brandy
Pour the rum and cherry brandy into an old-fashioned glassed filled with ice cubes.  Stir Well.
Not, a hard alcohol fan? Grab a cool Sam Adams and enjoy your freedom.

Remember, if you don't get sloppy this weekend, the terrorists win.

Morning Zen

If we do not plant knowledge when young,
it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Just Kickin' It: AJF Fusion IV "Black Laser"

It must be the shoes.

Just in time for the holidays, the Air Jordan Force Fusion IV "Black Laser" drops.  These mid-tops got some serious 'tude with the laser etching and the grey soles.  Paired with the red laces these kicks are fuego.

Fantasy: Start These Guys in Week 10

QB
Mike Vick vs. Washington: Its Mike Vick.  He's fun to watch and he is playing against the 28th ranked pass D.  If they don't pull away too early Vick should have a great game Monday night.

David Garrard vs. Houston: Put up 4 TD's against Dallas 2 weeks ago.  He is coming off a bye and facing the worst pass D in the league.  Easy money.


Ryan Fitzpatrick vs. Detroit:  Lost Roscoe Parish but still has plenty of weapons.  The Bills will be throwing the ball all over the place in what should be a high scoring game.

RB
Jamaal Charles vs. Denver: Facing a terrible run D and word on the street is that Thomas Jones will start seeing a reduced role in the running game.  We anticipate a repeat performance of Charles' 2nd half stats from last year.


Cedric Benson vs. Indy: Benson has struggled but was effective vs. the Steelers last week.  The Colts have allowed over 100 yards rushing in all but 1 game this season.  Cedric should see plenty of touches and find the endzone Sunday


Jahvid Best vs. Buffalo: If healthy* Best should put up some good numbers against the worst run D in the league.  If he gets active in the passing game, we could see a performance similar to his week 2 breakout.


WR
Mike Wallace vs. New England: The Pats don't give up many big plays, but Wallace should get a fair amount of looks from Big Ben.  He has TD's in 3 of his last 4 may be the fastest WR in the league.


Steve Johnson vs. Detroit: The guy has been a stud the last few weeks, and should get an increased in targets now that Parish is out for the year.  The Bills are going to score, and Johnson will be the benefactor.


Jeremy Maclin vs. Washington: DeAngelo Hall is covering DeSean Jackson, which will make Vick look elsewhere for production in the Redzone.  Maclin should rack up a decent amount of yards and a score.

TE
Mercedes Lewis vs. Houston: Houston has given up 3 TD's to tight ends in its last 2 games.  Lewis is Garrard's favorite redzone target.


Defense
Buccaneers D s. Carolina: Jimmy Clausen fumbles, throws picks and gets sacked every other play.  The Bucs are a very safe play this week...

Morning Zen

"Happiness depends on ourselves" - Aristotle

Weezy's Coming Home

Put away your Free Weezy shirt and get ready for some good music.

John Wall Smokes Fools on the Court and the Dance Floor

Teach me how to... John Wall?

Power Rankings Headed into Week 9

Bye Minnesota!

1. Patriots (6-1): The offense hasn't missed a beat without Moss, and the defense has started to show up. (DL)

2. Steelers (5-2): Rapelisberger came back down to earth on Sunday against a stingy Saints D. They need to get Mike Wallace more involved (DL)

3. Colts (5-2): What has a brain, a high football IQ and a rocket arm? Peyton Manning. Doesn't matter who he plays with, he gets the job done. (DL)

4. Ravens (5-2): God’s Linebacker aka America’s Second Favorite Old Spice Model's squad is playing the fearsome defense its notorious for, oh and Ed Reed’s first game back he had 100 ints (check stat boy). Wait, they have to play offense too? Waka Flacco Flame, Ray Rice and Anquan have the talent, they are a sleeping beast that the NFL doesn’t want to wake up. (MP3)

5. Falcons (5-2): Matty Ice to Roddy White. Tough coverage, hand the rock to Burner Turner. The D is giving up less than 3 scores a game, we could be looking at the NFC Champs. (MP3)

6. Giants (5-2): What has half a brain, a mediocre football IQ, and feels like an unloved step child who lives in the basement? Eli Manning... But I could play QB with Nicks, Smith, Manningham, Bradshaw and a nasty D. (DL)

7. Packers (5-2): Defense shut out an 8th grade girls touch football offense on Sunday. Offense put up 9 points against the league's top D. They are getting the job done. (DL)

8. Jets (5-2): Cromartie should throw some of his 40 kids out there on offense, maybe they can take after dad and get some work done. (DL)

9. Saints (5-3): Drew Brees is having a mediocre season, there isn’t a healthy RB on the depth chart, and they are at the top of the league? Darren Sharper and the defense swipe anything not nailed down. (MP3)

10. Titans (5-3): Hello Randy Moss. Chris Johnson and Moss on the same team? He's getting 2500 yards, or Moss is getting 20 TD's... Pick your poison (DL)

11. Buccaneers (5-2): Stats are for losers. Looks like they found their RB in LaGarrette Blount Forced Trauma. (DL)

12. Chiefs (5-3): The Patriots’ minor league affiliates are playing major league ball.  JCharles, TJ, and Dex are poised to run amok in the coming weeks with games against Oakland, Denver and ‘Zona.  The young, talented D is 5^th in scoring. (MP3)

He's back...

13. Eagles (4-3): The greatest show on turf is back with a vengeance. Mike Vick and his dogs homeys are playing hard ball. (MP3)

14. Texans (4-3): The "Arian" Race has demonstrated superiority versus inferior opponents.  If Brian Cushing can get the secondary pumped up (legally), they could steal a playoff spot in the brutal AFC South. (MP3)

15. Rams (4-4): Should be 5-4 with a weekend win over the Niners. Sam Bradford is the real deal. (DL)

16. Dolphins (4-3): The definition of mediocre. It sucks to be a fan in Miami because no matter what, you leave after the 3rd quarter. (MP3)

17. Bears (4-3): Emo boy QB and the Bears are coming off a bye. Hopefully they worked out their problems in the week off or else they may get run by the Bills. Their 3rd ranked scoring D may get outsmarted by the Harvard Grad. (DL)

18. Redskins (4-4): Mike Shanahan's should stick to spray tans.  All that radiation had him thinking that Rex Grossman could run the two minute offense better than McNabb. I didn't think he paid attention to NFC playoff games when he was coaching the Broncos. (MP3)

Hey, we belong higher!

19. Chargers (3-5): Philip Rivers set the all time record for most passing yards through 8 games. I have a feeling this team is coming back with a vengeance, time for their annual 8 game win streak. (DL)

20. Raiders (4-4): The ULTIMATE Any Given Sunday Team. I picked them to win 8 because every game is essentially a coin flip for them. Run DMC’s team could mess up a lot of people’s agendas late in the season. (MP3)

21. Jaguars (4-4): Another hit or miss team. MJD has been relatively quiet, and Garrard is up and down.  Maybe they can spoil some teams' playoff aspirations en route to another marginal season. (MP3)

22. Seahawks (4-3): NFC West is absolutely horrible this year. The Hawks are a bottom 5 team if they played in any other division. (DL)

23. Vikings (2-5): Brett Favre curled up in the fetal position, Randy Moss throwin lunch trays, and 0 sacks for Jared Allen? Brad Childress couldn't even lead a Girl Scout Troop. Cookies anyone? (DL)

24. Lions (2-5): Staff is back and Megatron is pleased.  Best should heal, and Donkey Kong Suh's defense need to work out the kinks. Without Millen calling the shots, they might actually draft a need again this offseason. (MP3)

25. Bengals (2-5): In Cincinnati, Ocho Uno > Ocho Cinco.  Batman and Robin? I don't even think Chad could be the butler here. On a more positive note, I can't remember any recent arrests. Moral Victory! (MP3)

26. Cowboys (1-6): No comment (DL)

27. Cardinals (3-4): Fitzgerald is kicking himself, wishing he could have jumped ship.  Steve Nash is now the only capable passer in Arizona. (MP3)

28. Browns (2-5): Cleveland's #1 export is depressing, untalented teams.  I bet the Dawg Pound wishes they could pick up and leave in the middle of the night. (MP3)

29. 49ers (2-6): The whole team has taken after Singletary and have been playing with their pants around their ankles... Maybe Troy Smith is the savior... but probably not... (DL)

No matter how fast I paddle, I can't get out of here

30. Broncos (2-6): Speaking of saviors, Tebow scored again... (DL)

31. Bills (0-7): Just claimed Sean Merriman... But the lights are already out in Buffalo. (DL)

32. Panthers (1-6): Duke and UNC look good this year. (MP3)

Holy Santa Claus Shit: Titans Claim Randy Moss

I guess Randy is bringing his Fruit Juices to Music City.

With Kenny Britt out for an "extended period of time" due to a bum hammy, Moss will be replacing him servicing as the deep threat for a team with an established running game, lockdown D and mobile QB. Watch out AFC South...

PS: I guess he's not playing for our flag football team... dunno how the Titans got to him before us.... we are 0-3, someone hit up Goodell and tell him we had first dibs.

Morning Zen

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Van Gogh

By The Beard Of Zeus: RuPaul to Play the 2 at GWU!

From ESPN: Transgendered Athlete to Play At GWU

'Junior Kye Allums -- who used to be known as Kay-Kay -- is referred to on the school's website as a "male member of George Washington's women's basketball team."'Apparently her family, the team and the NCAA are supportive.

Obvious joke: He/she will be the best ball handler on the team.

Whiskey tango foxtrot!? Kye Allums, a she-to-he transgendered athlete, will stay on the women's basketball team.  Excuse me Kay-Kay Kye, do you think you will make women's college basketball more bearable to watch now that there is a "man" on the court?  According to my research you are only solving 1/10th of the problem.

Secondly, how as men can we allow this to happen.  He/she averaged 7 and 4 last year, that ain't man status. It is representing us out there on the court.  Kay, you wanna be a man... I better be seeing double doubles like its your job.  Last thing I need to hear is how a dude can't roll with a women's bball team; I guarantee would put up Oscar Robertson numbers in the WNBA.  I say if he/she doesn't average at least 10 and 10, Kye gives the balls back.

Random note: If you add a penis, do you pick the size?

World Series Wrap Up

Still letting this one sink in. 56 years, 3rd longest streak in baseball, and the San Francisco Giants have won the World Series 3-1 over the Texas Rangers. Some say they don't deserve it and they aren't the best team, but this is why we play the game.

Players that deserved it the most:

1. Aubrey Huff: One of the most underrated and undesired free agents from the offseason, Huff signed a one year tenure with the Giants. All he did was show up and bat 3rd all year, hit 26 homers and carry a weak lineup into the playoffs. The guy is a 33 year old who had never come close to sniffing the playoffs. After playing 1479 games for 5 different teams, the guy rocked a red thong for two months and won himself a championship.

2. Tim Lincecum: 26 years old and 3 full seasons, 2 Cy Youngs, 3 All Star Games, 3 Strike Out Trophies and now a World Series Ring. Let me say that again...3 FULL SEASONS... The guy had the first rough month of his career in August and everyone threw him out of the "best pitcher in baseball" argument. Sorry Doc and Lee, you can take your Cy Young this year, Tim will take his 3 victories against you in the playoffs and his ring and call it a day. Marijuana is up for a vote in CA... Big Time Timmy Jim is pleased.

3. Matt Cain: There have been 20 pitchers who have averaged a 3.35 ERA over the last 4 seasons. Only one of them has a losing record. Care to take a guess who? Yup, this guy... Congrats my man, your luck has officially turned around.

4. Freddy Sanchez: Career .300 hitter stuck on a terrible Pirates team, great fielder and great teammate... not much more to say here.

5. Brian Wilson: 1.81 ERA, 48 saves in the regular season and 6 saves in the playoffs. When he was a rookie, his scouting report said "Strike out pitcher, a little wild, and DO NOT charge the mound." Fear the Beard, Go rage Mr. Wilson...Right Now

Some Cool WS Stats:

-Madison Bumgarner became the youngest pitcher to go 8 shutout innings in a WS game

-Buster Posey is the youngest Giant and 5th youngest catcher to ever homer in the World Series... Some of the company? Oh just Yogi Berra and Johnny Bench to name 2... No big deal.

-Edgar Renteria has played in 3 WS during his career. He has made the final out with the Cardinals and has 2 WS winning hits, with the Marlins and now the Giants. He is going out on top.

-Matt Cain pitched 21 1/3 innings in the playoffs. 0 ER, 2-0, 13K's, 13 hits. Cliff Lee who?

-The Rangers had a 19 inning scoreless streak in the WS. Longest stretch of the year. They also were shut out twice after being shut out 4 times over the course of the regular season.

- Somewhere in a closet in Texas, Bengie Molina is pouring champagne on himself

Overall, a great World Series. Pitching wins Championships

Groovy Tunes Review: KiD CuDi - Man On The Moon 2 -> 2.5/5 Stars

Just had a listen to the new Cudder album and only one word came to mind: Disappointed.  I loved all of Cudi's old mixtapes and I think the first MOTM was classic.  His music is dark, which can be chill when you need to kick back and relax, but this new stuff is downright depressing.  The beats aren't catchy, the hooks are unimaginative, and he seems consumed now by drug abuse and the macabre.  I was really excited after hearing "Erase Me [Feat. Kanye West]" and "REVOFEV" before the album came out, but none of the album cuts came with half of the energy or catchy rhythm that makes Cudi's music enjoyable.  For G.O.O.D. music, this is pretty bad.  If you don't believe me, give it a download and see for yourself, let me know if I missed something. Link: Man On The Moon 2: Legend of Mr. Rager

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