Saturday, September 24, 2011

WVU-LSU


I'm going out on a limb and gonna say that Nike wasn't paying attention during uniform selection.  It looks like Big Bird snuck into the locker rooms and wiped his spunk all over the place.

Foghorn = LSU. Yosemite = WVU.
On a more positive note, the limited intelligence of WVU and LSU fans may have something to do with it.  Allow me a short narrative between the two parties:


LSU fan: What team are you rootin fuh boy?
WVU fan: I reckon im fer the team in yeller.
LSU fan: Waddya know, I'm rootin fuh da boys in yelluh too.
WVU fun: I'll tip some 'shine to dat.

No more fan violence.  I see you Nike, touché.


*Side note: Why do non-SEC teams even schedule them on their out of conference schedules.  What major-conference coach in their right mind looks at the schedule and says, "You know what would do wonders for our bowl game chances, a beating in week three."

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