Week 4 Prediction

WVU-LSU

I'm going out on a limb and gonna say that Nike wasn't paying attention during uniform selection.  It looks like Big Bird snuck into the locker rooms and wiped his spunk all over the place.

Foghorn = LSU. Yosemite = WVU.

On a more positive note, the limited intelligence of WVU and LSU fans may have something to do with it.  Allow me a short narrative between the two parties:


LSU fan: What team are you rootin fuh boy?
WVU fan: I reckon im fer the team in yeller.
LSU fan: Waddya know, I'm rootin fuh da boys in yelluh too.
WVU fun: I'll tip some 'shine to dat.

No more fan violence.  I see you Nike, touché.


*Side note: Why do non-SEC teams even schedule them on their out of conference schedules.  What major-conference coach in their right mind looks at the schedule and says, "You know what would do wonders for our bowl game chances, a beating in week three."

Straight Cash Homie: Week 3 Picks

So 9-5 so far this year on picks... lets see we can continue our roll.  Except this time we are picking something from every game.

San Francisco (+2.5) at Cincinnatti- The Red Headed Rifle will meet Patrick Willis this weekend... and will meet him frequently.  Bungles haven't faced a defense like this yet...

New England vs Buffalo Over 53.5- We think both teams break 30, NE possibly 40+.

Houston at New Orleans Over 51.5- High octane offenses meet lockout defenses.

New York Giants (+8.5) at Philadelphia- Eli Manning looks like a pile of shit and Manningham is out, but I don't think Vick lasts the game.  They will be blitzing all day and this game should be surprisingly low scoring.  Plus the Giants D should never really get tired since... well ya know...

Justin Tuck say: You a sneaky boy Deon

Miami (+2) at Cleveland- Must win for Miami... plus they win all their games on the road so....

Denver at Tennessee- No one really cares about this game so I'm not going to bother betting on it.


Detroit (-4.5) at Minnesota

Nom Nom Nom

Jacksonville at Carolina (-4.5)- If Calvin Johnson is Megatron... what does that make Cam Cam?

Kansas City at San Diego (-14)- Until KC scores more than 3, we are taking the other team.

New York Jets at Oakland Over 42- Just have a feeling...

Atlanta (pk) at Tampa Bay- TB should be 0-2... Falcons are jacked up after a big win last weekend.

Arizona (-3.5) at Seattle- Seattle 12th man gets nothing to cheer about tomorrow...

Green Bay (-4.5) at Chicago- Packers steam roll Chi tomorrow... Quitler gets knocked out of the game

Man... When I grow up I wanted to be like Aaron Rodgers...

Pittsburgh (-11.5) at Indy- THE SILVERBACKKK

"I Just Ruined Somebody's Fantasy Football Season.. and Quite Possibly Their Entire Year" Award

This week's winner, Jamaal Charles, won in a land slide.

Today it is estimated over 19 million people compete in public and private fantasy football leagues. (Thank you wikipedia).  An average person plays in an 8-14 team league, so lets say 10 just for simple math.


So, Jamaal Charles was owned in 100% of ESPN, CBS, and Yahoo leagues, so it is fair to assume that he is owned in every league around the world right?  That means that Jamaal Charles, after deciding to slip on a first down marker, is directly responsible for ruining 1.9 million people's week/season/year (Not counting those with more than 1 team!).


So heres to you Jamaal!  Sit down and have a cold one!  I hope you did not own yourself in your fantasy league, because that means you are now on the worst fantasy team AND the Chiefs...  

I was out meditating in a cave for the past year...

Until I heard this strange sound that immediately distracted me from my deep state of focus...

The Dalai Lamo is BACK baby

Don't Call It A Comeback

I was torn... that dope song from FIFA or LL Cool J. I just got pumped up. We are back. I got knocked down, (side note: fuck law school) but I'm back, better than ever. Drew Brees post shoulder surgery.